“Why don’t you Barre your face in my ass?”

At the Berlin McDonald’s today, the closest one to Montpelier, (the only state captial without a McD’s) I was walking out when I saw a woman look around in amazement and exclaim, “Wow! This is nifty!”  Vermont, where McDonald’s insprires awe in its citizens.

Hello, elderly Times Argus writer.  Please refrain from giving me UNSOLICITED backrubs in the press box.  It’s just fucking creepy.  Thank you.

So both exhibition games ended in ties.  The first 0-0, the second 5-5.   They say ties are like kissing your sister.  But the second game was your really HOT sister… and she’s got a sweet car and likes hockey.

And regarding the Stanley Cup Finals…

Malkin

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